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[ZT]Three men walk into heaven after death and find there is only one rule. (哈哈)

by arfeifei(老顽童★【○|||||||○】) ⌂, Toronto, 2015-04-13 14:38 @ 老顽童★【○|||||||○】

published on wuwei.ca at 2015-04-13 14:38, topic link: http://wuwei.ca/index.php?id=23284

There are ducks running around everywhere, and God tells them that the only rule is to not step on any ducks. You must watch your step wherever you go. The punishment of stepping in a duck is that you are forced to marry someone hideous.
The three men begin to like heaven. They are roaming around when the first man hears a loud, pained quack and discovers he had accidentally stepped on a duck. The next day, he finds that God was serious about the rule, and was forced to marry an very unattractive woman.
The next day, the second man went off on his own. He was daydreaming, and accidentally stepped on a duck. He, too, was made to marry a very ugly woman.
When the two men were lamenting over their punishments, they found their friend with a beautiful supermodel wearing a wedding dress. They go up to God ask how he got to marry such a beautiful women.
"Because, she stepped on a duck."

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拉拉拉,拉拉拉,我是蹲坑的小行家,忘了带纸就蹲下,一边拉一边夸,今天的分量真正大,没有几秒就拉了一大把。

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