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ZT A bar joke [with Video] (哈哈)

by arfeifei(老顽童★【○|||||||○】) ⌂, Toronto, 2015-04-17 12:35

published on wuwei.ca at 2015-04-17 12:35, topic link: http://wuwei.ca/index.php?id=23587

An old man walks into a pub, he goes to the bar & orders a beer. The bartender gives it to him and says : "three dollars, please". The old man stands up, goes to the right end of the bar and puts a dollar on it, then he walks to the left end of the bar and also puts a dollar on it. He gets back to the center of the bar and puts the final dollar in front of his beer. The bartender is quite angry but he can't refuse the money. The old man drinks his beer and walks away.
On the next day, he comes back, orders a beer and pays the same way. The bartender is getting more and more angry. For a week, the old man keeps coming and paying in this odd way.
A day, when he wants to pay, the old man notices he only got a five-dollar note. He gives it to the bartender, who is ready to take his revenge : He gives the beer, goes to the left end of the bar, puts a dollar then to the right end and puts the second dollar. He goes back to the old man with a big smile on his face.
The old man doesn't move, drinks his beer, takes his wallet. He takes a dollar, puts it in front of him and says : "I'll have another beer, please".

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拉拉拉,拉拉拉,我是蹲坑的小行家,忘了带纸就蹲下,一边拉一边夸,今天的分量真正大,没有几秒就拉了一大把。

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