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[ZT]Biker goes to the hell. (哈哈)

by arfeifei(老顽童★【○|||||||○】) ⌂, Toronto, 2015-05-16 22:06

published on wuwei.ca at 2015-05-16 22:06, topic link: http://wuwei.ca/index.php?id=25385

One day a Biker dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil…
Satan: “Why so glum?”
Biker: “What do you think? I’m in hell!”
Satan: “Hell’s not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?”
Biker: “Sure, I love to drink.”
Satan: “Well, you’re gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that’s all we do is drink. tequila, Guinness, red wine, single malt scotch. We drink ’til we throw up and then we drink some more! And you don’t have to worry about getting a hangover, because you’re dead anyway.”
Biker: “Gee that sounds great!”
Satan: “You a smoker?”
Biker: “You better believe it.”
Satan: “All right! You’re gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world, and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie, you’re already dead, remember?”
Biker: “Wow…that’s awesome!”
Satan: “I bet you like to gamble.”
Biker: “Why, yes, as a matter of fact I do.”
Satan: “Good,’ cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, it doesn’t matter, you’re dead anyhow.”
Biker: “Cool!”
Satan: “What about Drugs?”
Biker: “Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don’t mean…?”
Satan: “That’s right! Thursday is drug day.. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want. You’re dead so who cares.”
Biker: “Wow! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!”
Satan: “You gay?”
Biker: “No……”
Satan: “Ooooh, Fridays are gonna be tough…

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Q: Why does it have to be a biker?
A: Cause that makes it funny when he says he isn't gay.

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拉拉拉,拉拉拉,我是蹲坑的小行家,忘了带纸就蹲下,一边拉一边夸,今天的分量真正大,没有几秒就拉了一大把。

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