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ZT supermarket (哈哈)

by arfeifei(老顽童★【○|||||||○】) ⌂, Toronto, 2015-05-16 22:24 @ 老顽童★【○|||||||○】

published on wuwei.ca at 2015-05-16 22:24, topic link: http://wuwei.ca/index.php?id=25391

A man is at the supermarket with his 7 year old son when they walk past the condoms. The boy asks: 'Daddy, what are those?', to which the man replies 'Those are condoms son'. 'What are they for?', asks the boy. His dad replies 'To, ehhm ah eh, protect you from diseases'. 'Why do they sell them in packs of 3, 6 and 12?'. 'Well, the packs of 3 are for 16 year olds. One for friday, one for saturday, and one for sunday.' 'And the packs of 6?' 'Those are for 21 year olds. 2 for friday, 2 for saturday and 2 for sunday.' 'And what are the packs of 12 for?' 'The packs of 12, my son, are for married men like me. One for January, one for February, one for March...'

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拉拉拉,拉拉拉,我是蹲坑的小行家,忘了带纸就蹲下,一边拉一边夸,今天的分量真正大,没有几秒就拉了一大把。

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