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【Joke】An elderly couple gets pulled over by a cop. The wife is driving, but she has a bit of a hearing problem. (哈哈)

by arfeifei(老顽童★【○|||||||○】) ⌂, Toronto, 2015-05-29 12:14 @ 老顽童★【○|||||||○】

published on wuwei.ca at 2015-05-29 12:14, topic link: http://wuwei.ca/index.php?id=26117

The officer notifies her that she was doing 38 in a 25 zone.
The wife turns to her husband and asks "What'd he say?"
The husband replies "He says you were speeding!"
The wife turns back to the officer and says "Oh, sorry officer."
The officer goes on; "License and registration please."
The wife again turns to her husband. "What'd he say!?"
The husband, growing irritated, says "He wants to see your LICENSE."
The wife replies, "Oh, sorry officer. Here you go."
The officer inspects her license and comments, "Ah, you're from Brownsville. I'll never forget that city... I had the worst sexual experience of my entire life in Brownsville!"

The wife once more turns to her right and yells "What'd he say!!?"
The husband replies "He says he knows you."

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拉拉拉,拉拉拉,我是蹲坑的小行家,忘了带纸就蹲下,一边拉一边夸,今天的分量真正大,没有几秒就拉了一大把。

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